Day: June 3, 2005

Read this cause it’s good.

Fuck…I got tagged. Again. Wouldn’t have done this if it wasn’t for that one stick of Capri I just had. I’m light headed and happy now. I DO NOT ADVOCATE SMOKING. I DO NOT SMOKE. SMOKING SUCKS. SMOKING SUCKS YOUR LIFE. I’LL DISOWN MY BROTHERS IF THEY SMOKED. SAY TAK NAK, PEOPLE. TAK NAK! Thank you Suan you siao bitch. No thanks to KY for conspiring (he supplied the ciggies…souvenier my tight butt).

Here goes…

THE LAST BLOG I READ WAS:
Lindsay Lohan’s.

I THINK MY BLOG IS WAY BETTER THAN THAT BLOG ABOVE BECAUSE:
I finally have boobs bigger than hers.

IMHO THE BEST ENTRY I HAVE EVER BLOGGED IS
I can’t decide between my graphic depiction of my encounter with an unknown food virus or my 100% perasan wannabe entry. You peeps decide for me?

THE FIVE BLOGS I READ THAT MAY BE BETTER THAN MINE ARE:
1) Trent – I wish I shared the same commitment in researching for my papers.
2) Jeff Ooi – Well, of course.
3) ST – Cause my daily average is only 214 while his is 271.
4) Fuggers – Makes you feel better about not being skinny, rich and famous.
5) Jake Bronstein – Hot, hairy and loads of pictures of his penis.

I KNOW MY READERS ARE ADDICTED TO MY BLOG BECAUSE:
I’m perfect.

the damn baton
1) Fuckstress – cause I’m a good friend knowing she’d be bored at work, dying for a meme to do.
2) KY – cause he wants me dead with bbq-ed lungs but yet I still love him and I want to die knowing him better.
3) Jeff Ooi – I want to know if he reads my blog (and also whether His Harry Potter Hotness possesses any sense of humour).
4) Paul – cause I want him to have a short break from cars.
5) Ms. Bloom – This meme is made for you. Mwahs!

I think I need to pump up my lungs at the gym. *Gasping for air*

My only other best friend, Looloo.

Yay! Looloo’s finally jumped onto the blogging bandwagon. Check out her blog here.

I’ve known Looloo since primary 3. She’s from another class. I didn’t mingle with her until I got boycotted by my own group of friends (my bad cause I was elected as class monitor and it got to my head). We graduated from primary school and went to the same high school. Our friendship got stronger as we’re placed in the same class. I love Looloo. She’s like the most considerate, sweet, nice, honest and genuine person I’ve ever known. It outrages me when people or acquaintances take Looloo for granted. I always feel like pummeling them or at least give them a piece of my mind. Mind you, I’m not saying she’s weak, Looloo is just the most patient person I’ve ever known. Unbelievably patient. And pleasant. Till today, she hesitates when I want to fetch her somewhere from her home. Like woman, I’ve known you for past 12 years, let me come fetch you! She lives like 200 metres away and insist on walking to my place. By the way, Looloo’s still single. Intelligent, tall, nice and hot males can apply by emailling me. Why cause I have to give the greenlight first!

Here’s a piece on Jayna.