Fuck…I got tagged. Again. Wouldn’t have done this if it wasn’t for that one stick of Capri I just had. I’m light headed and happy now. I DO NOT ADVOCATE SMOKING. I DO NOT SMOKE. SMOKING SUCKS. SMOKING SUCKS YOUR LIFE. I’LL DISOWN MY BROTHERS IF THEY SMOKED. SAY TAK NAK, PEOPLE. TAK NAK! Thank you Suan you siao bitch. No thanks to KY for conspiring (he supplied the ciggies…souvenier my tight butt).
Here goes…
THE LAST BLOG I READ WAS:
Lindsay Lohan’s.
I THINK MY BLOG IS WAY BETTER THAN THAT BLOG ABOVE BECAUSE:
I finally have boobs bigger than hers.
IMHO THE BEST ENTRY I HAVE EVER BLOGGED IS
I can’t decide between my graphic depiction of my encounter with an unknown food virus or my 100% perasan wannabe entry. You peeps decide for me?
THE FIVE BLOGS I READ THAT MAY BE BETTER THAN MINE ARE:
1) Trent – I wish I shared the same commitment in researching for my papers.
2) Jeff Ooi – Well, of course.
3) ST – Cause my daily average is only 214 while his is 271.
4) Fuggers – Makes you feel better about not being skinny, rich and famous.
5) Jake Bronstein – Hot, hairy and loads of pictures of his penis.
I KNOW MY READERS ARE ADDICTED TO MY BLOG BECAUSE:
I’m perfect.
the damn baton
1) Fuckstress – cause I’m a good friend knowing she’d be bored at work, dying for a meme to do.
2) KY – cause he wants me dead with bbq-ed lungs but yet I still love him and I want to die knowing him better.
3) Jeff Ooi – I want to know if he reads my blog (and also whether His Harry Potter Hotness possesses any sense of humour).
4) Paul – cause I want him to have a short break from cars.
5) Ms. Bloom – This meme is made for you. Mwahs!
I think I need to pump up my lungs at the gym. *Gasping for air*