I slammed into a wall, face first after a shot of Bailey’s.
Conversation with my boo after that….
“Go to sleep”, boo said.
“No, I’m sober than ever. I’m so happy. I need to slam into walls more often after drinks”, me said.
“Shut up and go to sleep”, boo said.
“NO!!!!”, me said.
“Go to sleep”, boo said.
“You’re cacat”, me said.
“You’re super mega cacat”, boo said.
“You’re super duper mega duper cacat for dating a super mega cacat chick”, me said.
“You’re so cacat they ought to make a movie out of you titled CACATMAN”, boo said.
Both: BUWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.