Was telling my man about my mom today. Something about how mom is capable of something. Anyway, I ended the conversation with “mom is the most important person in my life”.
And then the man asked, “What about me?”
I retorted, “I came out of her poon”.
And I shall end the story here because the man refuses to let me tell the whole story but if you’re interested, feel free to guess what his comeback was.
Cheers and have a good weekend!