Kids. One minute he is all lovey dovey and touching your face with his saliva drenched hand, the next minute he’s wailing like you just cut off his finger.
When he’s had his milk, his nap and in clean, fresh diapers yet still crying…take a deep breath and take pictures so that in 15 years you can embarrass him on the interwebs.
Behold, 8 reasons why my son cries:
1. This walker stinks.
2. This highchair stinks.
3. Carrots stink.
4. This dog stinks.
5. This changing station stinks.
6. This carseat stinks.
7. This steering wheel stinks.
8. Mummy, you stink!
Very attractive, son.
Sorry Liam, you brought this upon yourself.