Liam Got Stuck: The first series

If there’s one talent that I am sure my son has, it is getting stuck.

He has a tendency of getting himself lodged at the unlikeliest places, sometimes even more than once.

I hope it’s indicative of an adventurous nature and not just being a complete noob lol

A mother can hope.

22 June 2015. So he was almost 11 months old. We were leisurely watching tv while bub was playing on the floor.

Next thing we heard was a panicked cry.

We looked down and he had managed to get his head stuck between the sofa and footstool. Of course we took a picture before releasing him, that’s the least we could do. To immortalise one of his first embarrassing episodes in life.

13 August 2015. We were in Buxton, England. His daddy was away on a brewery tour while my mom-in-law and I decided to stay in the hotel room to relax, also to escape from the rain. Ah, English summer.

Bub was allowed to roam around in the hotel room. Who could have foretold that Liam could get stuck on top of a luggage? It probably felt like getting stuck on the roof of KLCC to him then.

6 September 2015. Dinner at a local restaurant. Instead of the Ikea highchairs that are commonly found in restaurants these days, we got an old-school baby chair instead.

We were busy eating our dinner when Liam cried.

Poor bub got one of his legs through the plastic weavings that made the seat of the chair. So, now we know why more and more restaurants are using the Ikea ones.

9 October 2015. We were at home. He was playing in his pen as usual. I was watching TV as usual. And then, the most horrible cry!

I thought he stabbed himself in the eye with a toy. But no, he just got his arm stuck in the gap between two pen walls. He was trying to pull his arm out to no avail.

I helped him but I took a video first. #assholeparent

Here’s the video if you would like to watch it. Please turn down the volume of your speakers.

I think these are all going into his wedding slides. Hahaha.

Our first long haul flight with Liam

I meant to blog about our first flight with Liam but couldn’t find time. Liam is now downstairs playing happily in his playpen so I figured, it’s time!

So, back in August, we flew to London to visit family as well as to sneak in a mini Eurotrip. We booked the tickets quite early on and we meant to take a couple of short flights before to try to gauge Liam’s flying demeanour but we ended up doing none of those.

We opted for baptism of fire, going straight for a 13 hour direct light to London with a 1 year old baby.

In hindsight, I think we were pretty crazy haha.

So how did we prepare for the flight? I brought my baby carrier, 5 packets of his favourite Meiji crackers and hmm…that’s all.

I had meant to bring some small toys but I had genuinely forgotten as we packed really late. I even forgot his jumper. #terriblemummy

One of the things that I worried about when it comes to flying with a baby was, what happened to the stroller? I wasn’t sure whether we could bring it onboard or whether we had to check it in. I certainly didn’t want to check it in as there’s risk of damage.

Waiting to board.

Anyway, my fears were unfounded. We didn’t have to check in the stroller.

In fact, all we needed to do was leave our pram at the plane door and the wonderful cabin crew would deal with it. Up until that point, I had toyed with the idea of getting a compact stroller for travelling but I no longer harbour such desires.

My boys on the way to our inaugural family holiday abroad.

We had already called MAS earlier for bassinet seats and so yay…legroom!

Take off was a breeze, didn’t even need to boob him. He didn’t seem very bothered by the change in pressure, which I was thankful for.

He was sufficiently entertained by a few empty plastic cups and biscuits.

The bassinet was heaven-sent, it’s so nice that I didn’t have to have a 8kg heatpack lying on my chest all the time hehe.

Look at what a good time he is having in the bassinet, lying down with one hand holding the cups while the other hand holding his soggy biscuit.

Our entire strategy on the flight was to keep him occupied with plastic cups, food, milk or sleep.

Whenever Liam slept, we slept too. Gareth and I also took turns to sleep whenever possible. We managed to sleep in more than half the duration of the flight. Combined hours of course, not uninterrupted sleep lol ;)

While daddy slept, I entertained the baby and vice versa.

Bringing the Bjorn onboard was also the best thing ever. Whenever he got a bit too restless, I would just strap him on and walked up and down the plane. The constant motion helped to get him to nap.

I even had mood to selfie in the lavatory and slapped on some moisturiser lol

Before long, we landed!

So our first long haul flight with Liam was pretty good, all things considered.

I have read that some parents prefer night flight cause their bubs could sleep but after experiencing night flight on the way back to KL, we are very confident that we prefer day flights as there’s no added pressure about waking anyone up haha

Our flight back to KL, which was a night flight was actually not too bad, but it surely was not as pleasant as the day flight to London. There was a minor incident that I should probably blog about it too, as it involved another couple with a similarly aged baby who sat next to us.

Anyway, Liam did very well on his first flight and we are glad that we don’t have to worry too much in subsequent flights.

13 hour was about pushing the limit and I reckon we could breeze through all the 4 hour or 8 hour type flights in the future :)

How to own your dream iPhone without sacrificing your baby

Lets not kid ourselves, with the recent free-falling of our ringgit, things have gotten mad expensive!

I guess we could cheer ourselves up about the influx of foreign tourists with solid purchasing power, hopefully they will be able to restore our current economic situation but what on earth am I talking about? I’m not an expert on currencies, I am no economist….I am just a Malaysian who wants the latest iPhone6s!

Be still my heart….

But it’s so expensive now that it’s almost inconceivable to fork out a lump sum to buy one. It is probably just me, but a whole month of a senior executive’s salary for a phone, even if it’s the greatest phone in the world does seem a bit excessive, even for the maddest of iPhone fan?

In walks U Mobile, like a boss.

Being absolutely in touch with the market’s sentiment, U Mobile has come up with a brilliant plan called the U MicroCredit.

What on earth is U MicroCredit and why should I know about it?

In a nutshell, U MicroCredit is a financing plan for anyone who wants to own a dream smartphone without having to sacrifice their firstborn.

U MicroCredit is divided into two plans:

(a) Full U MicroCredit

This plan is perfect for you if you don’t have much cash lying around. You could get your entire cost of owning your dream smartphone from as little as RM48 a month and you can choose to pay it all off within 12, 24, 30 or 36 months.

(b) Flexi U MicroCredit

If you’ve got some cash like a baller that you are, this is the better plan for you. You could pay off partial cost of your brand new smartphone and then, the rest of the cost in installments within 12, 24, 30 or 36 months via cash or credit card. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

What about the interest rate, you wonder?

At a flat rate of 1.2%. Super worth it, if you asked me!

C’mon, it’s not going to be that easy right? What else do I need to bring to apply?

Yes, it is that easy! Just make sure you have your MyKad, latest 3 months salary slips and 2 referees (ie: two gainfully employed buddies).

I’m bad with Maths. Can you tell me exactly how much I will be paying per month?

Sure. Assuming you’re getting a 16 GB iPhone6s, you would only need to pay RM48 monthly for 36 months.

Is that all? If I am on the U Mobile network, won’t I get even more perks for being the best customer ever?

Oh yes!!! U Mobile gives 25% savings to users even on the cheapest iPlan. Believe it or not, signing up for the i40 plan will still save you money than walking into an Apple store to just buy the iPhone!

YES! Let me rephrase…it is cheaper to sign up with U Mobile’s iPlan than actually buying the phone outright from Apple!

While iPhone6s recommended retail price is RM3199, if you’re on the i40 plan, the total cost of two years tenure is only RM3480, a difference of just RM281 but with the benefits of 1.5gb data + 40 minutes voice + 20 texts a month for two fabulous years!

If that’s not rewarding enough, I don’t know what is. Way to go U Mobile!

I am still not convinced. Give me an infographic!

Aye aye sir, madam..rightaway. 6 Valid Reasons Why You Should Own A Smartphone via U MicroCredit….

Okay you’ve piqued my interest, now where do I apply?

You can walk into any U Mobile Store or better, do it online at www.u.com.my

OMG, thank you for enlightening me!

You are welcome. Enjoy your brand new iPhone, and your baby!