Bloody, sticky and sweaty.

My Dad just got back and told me he heard over the radio that there will be no water supply till Sunday. My whole family has not showered, there’s 7kilo worth of dirty laundry in the washing machine, pile of dirty dishes and only half a kettle of drinking water left. The tap was dry by 11am this morning. Why wasn’t the announcement made yesterday or earlier?

This is so terrible I don’t even know how to begin to describe it. We have a dinner function to attend tonight and we certainly don’t feel very confident now (so glad this didn’t happen before PPS Bash!). I’m milking my brains dry trying to visualise a way to ration the remaining water to 5 family members who are sticky, sweaty and pissed. And I’m having my freakin’ menses too *breathing in, breathing out*

To Khir Toyo: Greetings to your mother. Selangor is far from being a developed state. I don’t know how you have the audacity to declare a state with blackouts and water cut at least thrice a month a developed state? Here’s a suggestion, why don’t you go back to fixing teeth instead? It’s a good career, I had aspired to become a dentist too! On second thought…maybe you sucked at that too?

++ Update ++

I took the liberty to paste the official announcement from SYABAS, as I have personally experienced how difficult it is to load its website.

PENGUMUMAN GANGGUAN BEKALAN AIR WILAYAH: GOMBAK/HULU SELANGOR DAN KUALA LUMPUR Gangguan bekalan air ini di Wilayah Gombak/Hulu Selangor dan Kuala Lumpur akan berlaku pada 25 Jun 2005/Sabtu – dari jam 10.00 malam hingga 12.00 tengahari keesokan harinya, 26 Jun 2005/Ahad.

Gangguan ini disebabkan oleh kerja-kerja membaiki kerosakan injap kupu-kupu bersaiz 1200mm di Wangsa Maju Booster Pump Station.

Pengguna-pengguna adalah dinasihatkan supaya menyimpan bekalan air yang mencukupi sepanjang tempoh yang disebut di atas. Segala kesulitan amatlah dikesali dan diharapkan pengguna bersabar dan keadaan akan beransur pulih seperti sedia kala. Sekiranya terdapat kawasan yang masih belum menerima air seperti masa yang dijangkakan, silalah menghubungi talian bebas tol 1 800 88 5252 atau atau hantarkan sms ke 39222 dengan menaip : PUSPEL untuk tindakan susulan.”

If you don’t understand Bahasa Malaysia, basically it means there’ll be water cut in Wilayah Gombak/Hulu Selangor and Kuala Lumpur from Saturday 10pm to Sunday 12pm due to repair work for butterfly valves (direct translation :P) the size of 1200mm at Wangsa Maju Booster Pump Station. You’re advised to collect water for use during the water cut. Be patient. If the water supply has not recovered on expected time, call tol free number 1 800 88 5252 or sms 39222 by typing PUSPEL.

I think my area got punk’d.

Seriously. LOADS OF PHOTOS. PPS Birthday Bash!

Wow…the party was a blast! I met so many bloggers. I was in awe. Sadly I can’t remember everyone of them. But woah was it fun!

Charlie’s Place.

Yes, I was there!

The scrumptious cake.

Peter and I paying homage to Evil-Me.

When Kim got star-struck……

Pokku, me and Mack!!!! Pokku reads my blog! *Gasp* Mack is so groovy!

Jeff Ooi and I!!!! OMG!!!! I’d imagined him to be stern and stuff but totally nice! Damn on!

Kenny and Kim!!!! Refer to last picture.

Kim and Aizuddin!!!! Hail the founder!

Huai Bin and Kim!!!! He’s so cute!!!

Infamous TV Smith and Kim!!!! Man’s seriously funny!!

Peter and Kim!!!! He’s more lengjai than pictures.

When Kim got to put faces to blogs she reads so often….

Minishorts and Kim. Woman was wearing a top with the word, “Nothing”. Potong stim.

Jolene and Kim. So happy to have finally met you! Mwahs.

H.Liew and Kim. Confirm “M” shape hairline.

Kim and Joyce. Ooh la la. After Jolie, she’s the one I want to hump ok.

Andreas and ST, whom I’ve already met. And the Snark, when he’s not in a power ranger costume.

Michael and Kim. I love your article on the Fab 4!

Nick and Kim. It was quite surreal finally meeting you!

Kim harrassing Lainie, but Lainie enjoying it. Fip was fuming.

Din and Kim. His car that blogs was in Johor :(

Lucky angmoh sandwiched between Kim and Reta. Reta is so hotttttttt!

April and Kim. April’s so graceful!

Photo ho’ing with members of the Faggot Community……

Galvin.

Sotong.

Jo.

God.

Suan.

Margie.

Jack.

Ed.

Jaime.

FA.

On Kenny

p/s: This is by far the longest entry I’ve ever posted. Can die ok. I’m off to bed now. Goodnight!

Aloe adventure.

I stole my neighbour’s aloe vera plant.

It was tough.

I waited for them to leave.

I was in my miniskirt, I had no time to change.

I balanced my feet, trying not to fall into the longkang.

I stuck the spade into the dirt and dug the plant out. It came out nicely.

I saw another neighbour peering over from her fence. It was embarrassing. But I pretended to be nonchalant.

I ran to my garden with the plant firmly in my hand. I was so excited.

I stuck the plant into an empty pot.

I poured newly bought dirt into in. Yes, I had plans from the beginning. I was prepared .

I compressed the dirt around the plant with my hands. What a satisfaction.

Then I realised the plant was not in the middle of the pot. I wanted to dig it out and position it again.

But shit, the neighbours came back. I ran back into the house. Dirty spade, muddy hands and all.

I watched solemnly from my windows, my aloe vera plant crushed to the side of the pot.

Fuck…I’m having bash jitters. This is worse than the prom.