Awesomesauce Michael’s awesomesauce BBQ birthday party

In conjunction with his birthday, Michael invited us to Genting last Saturday for his and his brother, Lance’s infamous BBQ party. Seriously, when Michael invites you to a bbq party, there’s absolutely no reason not to appear.

Reasons being:

1. You don’t have to do any cooking.

We just sat around, talking cock and traumatising children while Lance grilled away. It’s the best BBQ scenario ever!

# – Lance is a master BBQ chef. He creates magic with just one can of Skol beer.

# – Dude is in his element, I tell you!

2. Food is awesomesauce. And I mean, AWESOMESAUCE!

I don’t have enough exclamation marks to express just how amazing the foods were. Everything was perfectly marinaded, perfectly grilled and perfectly right at home in the mouth. Mucho respect to Lance.

# – Chicken with stuffing wrapped in bacon (definitely one of my top favourites) and next to it, lamb chop!!!!

# – Pigs in blankets. 70% of my stomach space was filled with this. I’ve never had pigs in blankets that taste like that. This stuff is addictive!!!!

# – Gourmet kebabs!!!! Don’t think you can find anything close to this anywhere.

# – Beautiful lamb rack and more pigs in blankets!!!!

# – Check out the beauty of these racks again!!!! Meat literally melted on my tongue, it’s that good.

If you want these gourmet goodies for your own BBQ parties, please check out this website for information on how to place an order!

3. Dog friendly!! Heheh

Okay, reason number 3 is supposed to be the free-flow drinks of beers, various spirits and moonshines but since I can’t drink to save my life this will not be a main reason :P Anyway, thanks Michael for whipping up the most awesome bucket of non-alcoholic punch for me and the kids.

# – A pony or a dog? Who can tell anymore these days?

# – Ally, Fatty and Senna in her Loch Ness costume.

# – Giving Brandy a shiatsu with the support of yk Jr.

4. Michael‘s 15th anniversary of his 18th Birthday!

Drunk twittering wtf.

Why only one candle??

Awwwwww ;)

Happy birthday Michael and thanks for having us at your awesomesauce to the max BBQ party. Can’t wait for the next round!!

Gatsby Deodorant Street Fair – Largest Blogger Gathering

Gatsby Deodorant Street Fair happened 2 weeks ago at Berjaya Times Square and thank goodness I was there because I got to participate in the largest blogger gathering in Malaysia, EVER!

Setting a record!

518 bloggers altogether, all wearing red t-shirts (some joked it’s reminiscent of Bangkok’s insurgency :P) gathered to set a Malaysia record….it was cool as hell!

Sea of red.

Of course, the record was officially announced by none other than Malaysia Book of Records so yeah, it’s a real one!!!

Real one :D

There were a lot of fun carnival games at the event and being a tard, I couldn’t resist testing my riding skills on the mechanical bull. Eversince watching Miranda ripping her shirt open on an episode of Sex and the City, I was determined to ride a mechanical bull as sexily as she did.

Some dude on the bull.

Well, you’ve probably seen it coming…yes, I failed max. So much so my pendant snapped right off of my necklace -_-

Feel free to watch how I embarrassed myself in public.

And then, as if the embarrassment was not enough, I proceeded to cajole Niki into participating in a gladiator fight, with…guess who? Me. I’m sorry Mother for I know no shame.

Warming up with Niki.

Stepping into the arena.

FOR GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch how Niki pwn my sorry arse. Damn Jupiter’s cock -_-

And watch ST vs 4’9″ lolololoolooololololololo

Ok enough of stuff that I don’t want my children to see next time, here are some more dignified pictures from the event.

ST with fangirls.

With Michelle (the one who needs to get a Blackberry pronto) and Fresh (the one who doesn’t know you’re tweetjacking her even if you’re doing it right in front of her).

More events like this please, Gatsby!

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Since we’re on the topic of bloggers, check out these episodes featuring Niki on Project Alpha. Find out what is his awesome chinese name and how he got Spice Girls to perform on his birthday :D :D :D

Episode 8

Episode 9

Episode 10

Project Alpha 2 ftw!

Who do they look like?

Blogging live from Nuffnang Malaysia office hehehe. Got everyone to wear my awesomesauce glasses so I can laugh at them ha ha ha!

#1- Michelle

#2 – Fresh

# – Robb

# – Jestina

# – Karen

# – Nicholas

# – Penton

# – David

# – Firdy

# – Tim2

# – Linda

# – Sarah

# – Rachel

# – Rina

# – Jackie

# – Yuhan

Who do you think these people look like?