Cocktail Waitress Trailer Trash Hooker.

I did some camhoring in my free time.

It’s so bloody hard to camho with my D70s. But I guess I could count myself successful if I weren’t so bothered by my out of focus face.

I’ve taken the liberty to do some fake bokeh background with the blur tool on photoshop, cause my bedsheet was sharper than my face -_-.

Here I am, of what I told the boo, my best impersonation of a cocktail waitress by day, trailer trash hooker by night.

Cocktail waitress trailer trash hooker.
Would you pick me up?

For you who are curious as to where I got my inspiration from….it’s from this picture:

Cocktail Waitress Trailer Trash Hooker circa 1988.
Kimberlycun circa 1988.

Don’t ask my Mom what she was thinking.

Anyway, here’s another blast from the past:

Mafia couple.
Dad still has that ‘Risky Business’ Ray Ban I was wearing, hehe.

I think we were going for the mafia couple vibe.

Weekend in Ipoh & Kuala Kangsar 2

A followup to my first post about Ipoh & Kuala Kangsar. Won’t be much text, just pictures I took from the trip.

Masjid Ubudiah
Masjid Ubudiah 1.

Masjid Ubudiah
Masjid Ubudiah 2.

Masjid Ubudiah
Masjid Ubudiah 3.

Istana Kenangan.
Istana Kenangan.

Inside Sam Poh Tong.
Inside Sam Poh Tong.

Kuan Yin at Sam Poh Tong.
Kuan Yin at Sam Poh Tong.

____________ here is so terrible. I don’t even know why I’m here in the first place. I’m getting disillusioned by the second and I’m pretty sure I’ll be done with this ___________ sooner than I thought. The __________ in it are _____________, _____________ and _____________. Some are just plain ___________. I _____________ _______________ ____________ & __________________. Sometimes I wish I had just _______________ ________________ instead.

Malaysian Dreamgirl Finale

I was there! (thanks Kenny for the tix) And I got the best spot to see em girls too. Actually, I crashed the photographer platform, hehe.

With my 90mm, I took over 300 pictures of the girls. Some of the clothes were seriously hideous? Hello it’s Fashion On 1 week, not Rubber Tapper Garb Du Jour -_-.

Here are the pictures I took that night…

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Girls shaking their booties.

Cindy
Cindy. I think she might have looked her best that night.

Hanis
Hanis. She had so many supporters and everyone thought she was going to win. I guess she had probably thought the same.

Adeline.
My only picture of her where her face looks reasonably normal. The rest, one word…Gormless.

Fiqa.
Fiqa was breathtakingly stunning. I took A LOT of pictures of her and it was tough selecting the best ones. She had the perfect expression for each set of clothes she was wearing!

Another shot of Fiqa.
Another shot of Fiqa.

Ringo.
Ringo was looking smashing as well.

Fiqa chanelling Lolita.
This is a damn Lolita shot of Fiqa. If I were a man….

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Malaysian Dreamgirls.

Jay
Jay was fierce! She looked amazing, I have nothing much to say.

Ringo again.
Ringo working that dress.

And the true winner of the night…..

Hanis winner.
Hanis.

It’s a popularity contest afterall. I hope next year the judges will get to decide to a certain extent who the winner is. That said, I think it’s kind of pitiful also that Cindy is getting so much flak for winning the contest. Girl and her supporters were only doing what anyone would have done given the opportunity!

Flickr set here.