Digital cleansing.

Okay, I guess you can call this a token post to alleviate my concerns about this turning into a cooking blog. Not that there’s anything wrong with a cooking blog, but I don’t think I’m ready to make the transition from “lifestyle” to “cooking” quite so soon yet.

We’ve started on a digital cleansing programme thanks to the BF. For the past week, we’ve gotten into a pattern of not looking at TV, computers and phones one hour before bedtime (we set our bedtime at 1am, hence the cleanse starts at 12am). It’s probably placebo effect, but I have been falling asleep much effortlessly. My sleeps are now dreamless, uninterrupted and I feel really rested after waking up everyday.

Prior to doing this, it took me a good hour of tossing & turning before begrudgingly falling asleep. And then I get woken up by the slightest disruption. Like I said, the results are probably psychological but I think the secret here is relaxing the brain by avoiding bright artificial lights which stimulate brain waves…or something like that ;)

If you’re having trouble sleeping, you should probably try out digital cleansing too.

# – No, I don’t go to sleep fully made-up although I believe there are people who do.

I’m also posting this semi-old picture up to remind myself that I should still make an effort to look like I don’t cook although I do.

Sleep well, peeps!

SICK AND I SUCK!

I AM SICK OF MY BLOG! SICK OF THE COLOURS! SICK OF MY BANNER! SICK OF EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING IS STILL HTML NOW ON MY BLOG I’M SUCH A LOSER! GASP!

WHAT DO YOU ABSOLUTELY HATE ABOUT MY BLOG? TELL ME!

WHAT DO YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVE ABOUT MY BLOG? TELL ME!

CAUSE I’M CHANGING MY BLOG LAYOUT SO I WON’T BE A LOSER NO MORE!

Happy Chinese New Year 2011!

Okay, since it’s not yet Chinese New Year, I shall unload this negativity before entering the Rabbit year ya.

So anyway, was at a dinner and as many of you know, I’ve just had a haircut so naturally people commented on my hair. Mostly positive comments and some had the foresight of keeping their mouths shut when they had nothing good to say (good on you!) but of course, of course somebody has got to be a big bitch.

She asked me, why I cut my hair until all stick out like that.

(I deliberately messed up my hair by the way for a carefree, sassy, free look. Look, I’m fucking 26 27 so I am (perhaps shockingly for you) perfectly capable of making an informed and deliberate decision of cutting my hair until all stick out like that)

She also asked me, why that hair colour.

(Actually I don’t know what colour it is kinda brown but I like this colour cause it makes my face looks fair. What kind of question is that, because obviously I chose that colour because I fucking like it, you dumb miserable bitch.)

And then, she asked why I didn’t do something about my dry hair.

(At around this point, I was about to ask her why she didn’t shave the moustache off her 14 year old teenage DAUGHTER, whom by the way is a rude, miserable girl herself with no semblance of good manners.)

I can be very vicious when I want to, but I chose to hold back my tongue this time (because ya have I not reminded you that I’m fucking 27 already and I don’t need to prove anything anymore) and endured her verbal abuse as well as her annoying habit of pushing the lazy susan away from me when I was trying to pick food at dinner.

Anyway, after dinner, I told my bf about it and revealed to him my fantasy retort to her patronising remarks. BF told me that the daughter is innocent and it’s her mother that’s being a bitch therefore I could have just asked her why she’s not doing anything about her droopy eyes and bingo wings :P

I just bursted out laughing and my dark moods evaporated almost instantaneously. What can I say, sometimes all it takes is a little bitch in a man :)

Have a happy, prosperous and most importantly, a miserable bitch-free Chinese New Year!

Mwahs!