Category: Ranting Is a Right

My only other best friend, Looloo.

Yay! Looloo’s finally jumped onto the blogging bandwagon. Check out her blog here.

I’ve known Looloo since primary 3. She’s from another class. I didn’t mingle with her until I got boycotted by my own group of friends (my bad cause I was elected as class monitor and it got to my head). We graduated from primary school and went to the same high school. Our friendship got stronger as we’re placed in the same class. I love Looloo. She’s like the most considerate, sweet, nice, honest and genuine person I’ve ever known. It outrages me when people or acquaintances take Looloo for granted. I always feel like pummeling them or at least give them a piece of my mind. Mind you, I’m not saying she’s weak, Looloo is just the most patient person I’ve ever known. Unbelievably patient. And pleasant. Till today, she hesitates when I want to fetch her somewhere from her home. Like woman, I’ve known you for past 12 years, let me come fetch you! She lives like 200 metres away and insist on walking to my place. By the way, Looloo’s still single. Intelligent, tall, nice and hot males can apply by emailling me. Why cause I have to give the greenlight first!

Here’s a piece on Jayna.

Done or not?

In my last post I asked a question.

“If everyone in this world were unrecognisable by race, how can instant noodle distinguish an Asian from a Westerner?“

Nobody got it right. So I’m still the only perfect person around. Anyway, the answer is… *drumroll*

The style of cooking. Sure, there’s only one way of cooking instant noodles. But to know whether they’re done? Asians know just by looking at the noodles. Westerners can’t- they have to taste it, as though it’s pasta. Instant noodles are no pasta.

I think it’s done.

How do you do you check your instant noodles?

Questions and answers.

If everyone in this world were unrecognisable by race, how can instant noodle distinguish an Asian from a Westerner? Person who gets it right will be officially perfect. Then we can be friends.

Anyway, I asked to be tagged by ST. So here goes…

1. If you could change one thing about Malaysia, regardless of cost or status what would it be?

That every Malaysian residing outside of Kuala Lumpur be adequately educated and have access to uncensored information regarding the management of this country so that when it’s time to vote, they can vote with their minds and not their hearts.

2. If someone gave you a open plane ticket anywhere in the world, where would you fly and why?

I want to fly to Japan because it’s got everything for everything.

3. What is more important to you, health or wealth?

Health.

4. If you were to be a man, what do you think the biggest plus would be over being a woman?

Not having to bleed every bloody month.

5. If you had to live in US or UK, which would you choose and why?

UK. Strong pounds, apparently great pastries and most politicians walk the talk.
Actually, take me to any country that

  • does not feed its citizens sub-standard food.
  • makes cars affordable to everyone as nobody deserves to hover around on a kapchai (instead of wrongfully blaming car drivers for killing motorists, get rid of motorbikes).
  • does not justify spending RM85million on a building that still leaks, reeks and creaks.
  • sees all its citizens as equals.
  • does not celebrate a sweet proposal but rather the successful implementation of it.
  • does not make clowns their MPs.
  • sees politicians as its servants, not masters.
  • does not approve of sub-standard work. See here. Now imagine it’s a real highway.
  • gives no flying fuck to what the head of the government, his wife and children like to wear to bed or do on a Sunday.
  • have dignified government servants.

The Official Interview Game Rules (copied to be passed on)

1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying “interview me.”
2. I will respond by asking you five questions – each person’s will be different.
3. You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.