Category: Ranting Is a Right

It’s tough to title your post and I shall stop attempting to be creative.

It’s Monday and I am definitely going to class today. So last week I didn’t attend any cause I was lazy. Then again, the college was to be blamed cause the timetable wasn’t promptly uploaded to the website, hence I was ‘unaware’ of classes.

1.Yeah, milk out any excuse to stay out of trouble.
2.Chuck in a couple of harrassment material emails and there you have it, a convincing cover-up.

It means as skillful a hopper a squirrel is, alas it falls onto ground too. Yeah, I bloody fucked it. Thought I’d add a little drama to it and c.c-ed all the emails to the CEO, directors and my dean. All’s well until I received the latest timetable and found that one of my lecturers is none other than the pretentious, fake-accented and selfish Dean. I’m officially screwed but it’s far from orgasm worthy. Tell me people, how to convincingly redeem myself in the face of an embarassesed (and very likely pissed after an untimely lash-out by the CEO and directors) bourgeois? *pway*

Moving on, I had a good Sunday. First, I had to be waken up by a phonecall from Yuen Li. Here I extend my apologies to Yuen Li (intellectual), Buaya (dirty-brained but all good) and SL (cultured, hot chica) for being so late (arriving exactly 1.5 hours later :C). Yes, I deserved to be shot and shot twice again.

It was my 1st offical blogger meetup and I wasn’t dissappointed. Loads of raunchy Bukit Kayu Hitam stories; what else do you need?

We bade goodbyes and I headed to Sungai Wang with G. Been ages since I’ve been to the, I dare say, the heart of KL, and it was fun. Superb quality DVDs, three for RM10….where else, where else but Sungai Wang? Loads of shopping followed. Star event however, was taking sticker photos. Do abide by the warning and ask for help cause all the bloody machines are in Japs. Have you ever tried to catch a chicken but there are so many around that you just couldn’t begin to decide which to run after? That’s almost how it felt like. Fucking lost. Surprisingly, the pictures turned out quite prettily.

Dinner at Misai. Had a Ramli burger. Fuck it. Fuck diets.

This afternoon, I went for my first workout after 4 months of hiatus. Boy, was it good! My stamina has obviously diminished, but I reckon I could work my way back to the good ol’ days, say…in a week? Don’t believe me? Fuck you, I’m invincible.

What I did today:

15 minutes of power stepper
30 minutes of cycling
30 minutes of brisk walking
4 sets on the adductor

I really like the new gym. It’s spacious, the equipment are brand new and the bathrooms have tempered glasses for doors. Quite a refreshing change from the pathetic shower curtains at John Hancock. Am so glad they’ve finally opened an outlet near my place – no more discouraging traffic jams. Yay!

I’m feeling all hyped up in starting college with a clean slate. Will cut down on junk food, Ramli burgers, white rice, braised pork trotters and the likes. Will drink only chinese tea, teh kosong and water. Will go to bed by 11pm (this is tough). No more procrastination (even tougher). Oh yeah, and wash my car every week (cross fingers).

Most likely going clubbing tonight. Don’t know exact location yet. Been ages since I dolled up for a night out. What to wear…what to wear!?

Digitalupload is so fucked up. All my old images are non-visible. Damn. Will take some time to upload the pics from a new host. Damn….free things are never reliable.

So I’m going back to school tomorrow. Final year, yo. Had a short-lived panic attack thinking about what’s after. Actually picked up a book- Bill Gate’s Speed of Thought. Yeah, was that nervous. Then I watched Dogma and I’m all happy and giddy again.

What did I have for lunch? A bag of Super Rings and 52gm of roasted kuaci (sunflower seeds). Someone’s not going to be happy about me wolfing down all his prized Super Rings. But really, Super Rings is the pawn. I don’t care if it contains genetically engineered corn. Like c’mon, I’m a chinese, hello?

CNY has completely fucked my body up. I’m officially wobbly. Damn, 18th seems so far away. Can’t wait to get back into some kickass workout. Jeng jeng jeng….