Iâm bored out of my skull. Let you in on a secret, I donât have classes on Monday and Friday. So I have 4 free days. Would you like to sink an axe onto my chest now?
I had wanted to post pictures of how we punkâd KY on his birthday. But Iâm at a friendâs place and I couldnât find his card reader. SienâŚ
Basically, God took the birthday boy out for some celebratory lunch, then we (Erna, Sotong, FA and I) snuck into his room and stuck post-its all over. Yes, on every bottle of liquor, bed, chair, walls, closet, figurines, laptop, lamp, floor, table, dirty laundry, pictures and many more. Our creativity manifested in slogans such as âSperm stainâ, âSuper yellow sperm stainâ, âStop wanking, you pervertâ, âStolen brasâ, âSex toysâ and many more. Iâm guessing he had a field day removing the labels.
After that, we adjourned to Chiliâs Bangsar, in which I scored my second lousy experience, after this one. Basically, the manager had some trouble admitting that heâs stupid. Should have asked for his name and publicise it here! Câmon, if your customer comes to your restaurant during happy hour and have been ordering âScrewdriverâ 8 out of 10 times, wonât you have guessed sheâs doing it because she thought theyâre 1/2 the normal price? Wonât you have the decency to recommend to your customer that by ordering âvodka orangeâ instead of âScrewdriverâ that sheâll be entitled to 50% discount (although itâs rather dumb, he could have just charged them as vodka orange instead)? But this dumbass of a manager hadnât the intelligence to do so, refused to apologise, talked as if weâre trying to leech off their alcohol collection (when we had almost RM400 worth of food and drinks on our table) and the most baffling of all, he agreed that all this while, every Chiliâs outlet in Klang Valley has not been operating correctly.
ST: So youâre telling us that every Chiliâs in 1U, Mid Valley and KLCC has been doing the wrong thing by charging us 50% discount for âScrewdriverâ during happy hour?
Dumbass manager: Yes.
All of us: *Rendered speechless and stared at him*
Thatâs customer service for you. And to whoever Chiliâs PR exec who is reading this, we were there on Saturday between 3pm and 6pm.
Smart people like all of us *cough* do not allow stupidity to dampen our day. So Suan and Jaime summonned the banana chocolate cake and weâre all giddy again.
After that, we went to Teluk Gong for some good olâ seafood. The place is called âFlower Coconutâ, I think. Two tables and 6 dishes each. All food served in less than 15 minutes and there were even complimentary fried buns and fruits.
Now thatâs good customer service for you.
p/s: And yeah, my beloved friend Jaynaâs hospitalised for appendix removal. Do send her some love here. Love you, babe.
