Early Friday morning post.

Haven’t gone to bed at normal hours for ages – yesterday I slept at 12am, even Simpson The Movie couldn’t keep me awake. Just woke up and I’ll have dimsum for breakfast. It’s all good.

I’ve watched The Aviator. The true stars of the movie are the actresses, who gave me goosebumps with their almost flawless potrayal of Katherine Hepburn, Ava Gardner and Jean Harlow. Especially Cate Blanchett, I honestly believe she’s surpassed Meryl Streep. Couldn’t help but think that Gwen Stefani was born for her role – all those 1920s fashion blunders have finally made sense. Kate Beckinsale was ethereally beautiful, but, perhaps Ava Gardner was a tad normal as compared to her counterparts – which put a limit to Beckinsale’s progress.

I still haven’t watched Phantom of the Opera and I ought to be shot.

About my previous post, I disagree that everything tastes like chicken. Snakes for one, taste like a cross between frog and fish (I mean cobras and pythons). Crocs do taste like chicken though, albeit a tougher version. I suppose the list is quite tame, if there were more to add…what about monitor lizards, balut and monkeys? Even rabbit is glaringly missing.

Work was okay yesterday. We were caught off-guard by the power failure though. People only trickled in about 1.5 hours after designated time (due to the traffic jam I suppose and lack of working elevators). Was relieved that I reached the venue before it happened as I heard that the traffic was horrendous. How many more disappointments does TNB intend to give us? I believe we’re the only country in the world which capital city is still experiencing blackout at least twice a month (now don’t talk about less fortunate countries – you don’t compare with the lesser). Even our precious white elephant wasn’t spared. Lets not even begin to talk about water (remember my lack of shower recently?).

Apology is not what we want, TNB is not our fuckin’ friend. Why aren’t we compensated for the inconvenience? Afterall, we do pay our bills even when subjected to unnecessary price hike.

Okay got to run for breakfast. Laters, peeps.

The food list.

Obviously, I have nothing significant to blog about hence the list.

1. Fresh fish

2. Lobster

3. Steak

4. Thai food

5. Chinese food

6. Ice cream

7. Pizza

8. Crab

9. Curry

10. Prawns

11.
Moreton Bay Bugs (expensive like hell here)

12. Clam chowder

13. Barbecues

14. Pancakes

15. Pasta

16. Mussels

17. Cheesecake

18. Lamb

19.
Cream tea (well, it depends really…what does it truly mean?)

20. Alligator

21. Oysters

22.
Kangaroo (I bet they’re yummy)

23. Chocolate

24. Sandwiches

25. Greek food

26. Burgers

27. Mexican food

28. Squid

29. American diner breakfast

30. Salmon

31. Venison

32.
Guinea pig (bats and squirrels are rodents too, right?)

33. Shark

34. Sushi

35.
Paella (kinda hesitant cause there’re like couple of dozens of rice dishes in Malaysia alone, you get sick of rice, ok?)

36. Barramundi

37.
Reindeer (and I will and I’ll even stick a red sphere on its nose and make 5 yr olds watch me while I’m at it)

38. Kebab

39. Scallops

40.
Australian meat pie (it’s really just beef pie, but if it only counts when you eat it down under then no)

41. Mango

42. Durian fruit

43. Octopus

44. Ribs

45. Roast beef

46. Tapas

47. Jerk chicken/pork (and duck too yo~)

48.
Haggis (sounds like the big guy in Harry Potter)

49.
Caviar (*tsk* fried egg roe I definitely ate too much)

50.
Cornish pasty (got corn one?)

Face analyser.

I spent my time doing really productive things today. I was getting to know myself quite well. Who needs Dr. Phil? All you need is a face analyser. Thank you, G.

My first attempt was a failure. System couldn’t recognise my face. For a split second I felt absolutely special and I was beaming. Turned out my very, super beautiful side profile picture was deemed unsuitable. Bummer. But nevermind…

Then I used another picture and got this :

OOh…not bad.

I used another picture.

Wow, it’s getting better!

Another one won’t harm.

What the fuck??

Let me try again, there must be a glitch.

This fucking isn’t happening.

Last time. Grrr.

Hey…*smile*

Okay, maybe just one more final time. Absolute final!

OMFG

I think my eyes have problems….

Lessons learnt:

  • Thou shalt not have eyebags.

  • Thou shalt always have make-up on.

  • Thou shalt not tilt face in attempt to exude sensuality, as a matter of fact thou might be mistaken as a bapok.

  • Thou shalt wear spectacles and pout in order to be (look like) a respectable boss.

  • I’m definitely straight.

  • Polka dots have really gone out of fashion.