Today I hate people,
Because my face has pimples.
Today I hate Twitter,
Because all I want is to be bitter.
Today I hate Blackberry,
Because I’m tired of sounding merry.
Today I hate the rain,
Cause Charlie can’t poop and I’m in pain.
Today I hate Facebooking,
Cause it’s all I’m doing instead of cooking.
Today I hate the world,
Because I’m having a fucking bloody flow.
