Category: Parties & Outings

Nuffnang Tiger Standout Party!

Nuffnang Tiger Standout Party was fab.

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I went as a chinese streetwalker with intention of landing a gweilau.

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I study engrish very hard. I can say, “I would like, some wot ah”.

But ah…I didn’t stand out much. Some thought I was a Tai Thong waitress, aiyak! Didn’t even win one miserable prize…I need to work harder with my costume in the future.

Okay, maybe I wasn’t that pathetic. I managed to be the FIRST privileged standout. The prize for this? Fame and glory.

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No. 1

So many imaginative costumes that night.

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Yee Hou
Got beggar.

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Got terrorist.

Even my biao mei from China was at the party. I give her the wisdom in finding gweilau.

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biao mei
My biao mei is very plitty.

Let me tell you the gweilau count on that night was so low. The only other person that came close to being a gweilau is this one. His hair very bronde.

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gweilous
Fakeplan white person.

Now onto party pics..

It may look like I was intruding in the picture below. But the real intruder was KY!

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Me, Mell and the picture intruder -_-. But if you looked carefully, KY was upstaged.

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Michael, Michael’s gf and me. And who is that dude with his tongue out at the back?????

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dress to kill
These girls dressed to win! The winner is the missy in the gigantic costume w00t.

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Party fuel
Party fuel.

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Horng, Selina and me.

The end of the party was near when someone announced Timothy‘s birthday. Yeah we were all given a piece of paper earlier to write birthday wishes for him which we then stuck on his bodehhh.

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happy birthday
Congratulations, you’re an old fart now.

Last picture for laughs.

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Holy shit my arm is the size of their waists (Suet, Jia Mei, Aud)! -____-

Evidently I was not an anti-socialite.

Suan‘s been complaining that I was being an anti-social. Where got?

So here are some evidence of non-anti-social behaviour:

I attended Dell’s Colours party at Centro where Erna won a Dell Studio Hybrid PC for being the best dressed. WTG!

Me and Suan
Me and Suan. Thanks for the pic, Suan!

Me and Dell's geisha.
Me with Dell’s red geisha. Thanks again for the pic, Suan!

Camwhoring in the toilet.
Full length mirror in the ladies…how could I have resisted?

I also went to Nuffnang-Nokia Silent Halloween Party where I put up together a costume at the 11th hour. I used my very first prom dress (which was a little snug -_-), a black feather boa I never used, a lot of baby talcum powder, black eyeshadow and black eyeliner.

Voila…Morticia minus the height and plus the girth. Ah Pau, you are correct!

Morticia wannabe

But most people whom I asked to guess my costume, said “Elvira”. And I had no bleeding idea who Elvira was till I googled.

This is Elvira..

Elvira
Elvira.

And this is Morticia..

Morticia
Morticia.

So, Elvira or Morticia?

In my opinion the best costume of the evening was Joe, who went as Kurt Cobain. He did all the makeup himself and you could read how he painstakingly put his costume together here.

Joe as Kurt Cobain.
With Kurt Cobain.

My favourite costume was the Paris Hilton though. Hehehe.

Paris and Me
Paree and me.

He/She’s none other than Rui, who did not just come to the party in Paris Hilton’s clothes, he totally played out his role. I love! By the way, he won a Nokia 5320 XpressMusic phone for the best costume in the female category haha.

Me and Robb the mummy.
With Robb the mummy.

With Yatz
Ah Yat seriously scared the poop out of me. He was really scary as Sadako!

Wacko Jacko and his pubes
KY (he is Rain, as in the popstar) playing with Wacko Jacko’s pubes. Can you guess who Jacko is?

Lucy Liu
With Lucy Liu.

Party was a lot of fun. Food was good. Music was great. And the highlight of the evening, silent dancing! We wore our earphones and started dancing to a pre-installed list of music by DJ NickyC. Kellster even won a Nokia 5220 XpressMusic phone for being the best silent dancer! w00t!

Silent dancers.
Silent dancers.

Kellster.
Kellster danced like a pro.

And Nigel, the tireless videographer of the evening won another Nokia 5220 XpressMusic phone for having the best post on the party. Check out his videos here. Congrats :)

So how can you say I’ve been an anti-socialite?

Yeah sure, I have been neglecting my blog. But that’s what you do when you’re pre-occupied with other more important things in your life, innit? Like going back to see my dog at my parents’ where internet access was limited by a Dota playing fiend of a brother. Speaking of which, here are some new pictures of our Sisi.

Her hair has grown a little…she’s looking more lady-like again :)

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Sisi

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Sisi

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Sisi

p/s: All pictures are mine unless stated or watermarked. Thanks Shaolin Photo, Suan and Mike Yip for the pics!